Gymnasts are not the only athletes that can nail the perfect cartwheel. Surfers can too. I proved it today. I went over the falls a little bit too often and did some magnificent double (sometimes triple) cartwheels that resembled those of a dancing starfish down the face of the wave and I even continued the dance under the water in a spiral of H20.
I poo-poo those gymnasts and their cartwheels. What fun are cartwheels when you don’t inhale six gallons of salt water up your nose so it gushes out your eye balls? (!) Yes, poo-poo. Surfing cartwheels are where it’s at(!).
* Actually a huge fan of gymnastics and gymnasts